http://www.prescriptionpaydayloans.com/payday-loan/faxless-payday-loan.html A faxless payday loan is the only know cure for Faxacrankitis! If you or someone you know is exhibiting symptoms, seek out a faxless payday loan immediately! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 ALTH ALERT>>>HEALTH ALTERT>>>HEALTH ALERT>>>HEALTH ALERT>>>HEALTH We interrupt your internet browsing for an important message... Hello, this is Dr. Ralph Wormsworth, and I would like to take a few moments to talk to you about a dangerous condition that has been silently attacking more and more Americans every year for over a decade. The condition is called Faxacrankitis, and is extremely serious. While largely undiagnosed, the symptoms are easy to identify, and are almost always associated with the frustration of having to fax in documents when attempting to apply for a payday loan. These symptoms include constant anger, inexplicable fits of rage, a general feeling of weariness, and sudden, uncontrollable cravings for pepperoni pizza. (We haven't yet been able to explain that last one.) If you or someone you know has been exhibiting two or more of these signs, it is imperative that professional help be sought immediately. There is a new, experimental cure for this terrible affliction, and it is called the faxless payday loan. This amazing technological breakthrough essentially provides a way for customers to get cash advances without having to endure the tiring pain associated with sending in their documents. A faxless payday loan allows them to carry out the transaction in less time than before, and with more ease than they had ever imagined. Accordingly, we are now recommending them to all patients showing even the slightest signs of this terrible disease. Furthermore, we are also promoting the use of the faxless payday loan as a preventative measure, in order to stop the spread of this horrible condition. Side Effects While the faxless payday loan has been proven to cure Faxacrankitis in over 87% of all recorded cases, there are some potential side effects of which you should be aware. Most commonly, the faxless payday loan has been known to lead to feelings of extreme ease when taking out a cash loan. Many patients also reported feeling ecstatic, and exhibited an inability to stop praising the convenience and sensibility of the faxless payday loan. Directions/Warnings Do not take out more than one cash loan during a single pay period. A faxless payday loan must not be taken out if the patient has any outstanding debts from other cash loans. The recipient must be 18 years old, as well as able to receive money transfers into their bank account via direct deposit. Under no circumstances should a faxless payday loan be administered to a patient who has not been employed at their current job for at least 3 months, or who does not make at least $1,000 a month. If you find that conditions persist, contact a financial professional. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled browsing, likely already in progress... Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT